Jawner

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Any individual that's in that Jawn and is seen by others as feelin' that Jawn to such a triumphant and unprecedented level that they actually become that Jawn.

The first time I seen Walter vibing to his DJ set when nobody else was in the club yet, I knew he was a Jawner.

Jawner by SenseiTheLegend October 13, 2023

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janner-klausner

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.

Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!

janner-klausner by Natan french June 15, 2009

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Janerose

The most perfect baby u could ever meet, she has amazing style and will always make your day, she is very enthusiastic, and encouraging, she won't give up at any given time, no matter the consequences, she will talk to you as most as possible, she always puts you before herself, and can lighten up a room with her amazingly significant smile, she has perfect hair, an amazing body, and flawless eyes. She is the most attractive, sexy, hottest, most beautiful girl alive.

Janerose is the loving sister every one crave for

Janerose by Oluwafifumi July 18, 2019

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Jewneral

Not having or not wanting to spend money on someones funeral so you bury them on your own.

No im just gonna do a jewneral in the yard

Jewneral by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010

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Jownership

When someone called whose name starts 'Jo' e.g. Joe/Jo/Joanna/Joan takes control of a situation.

Hey Joe it would be great if you could take jownership of this for me

Jownership by plaice holder July 5, 2018

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Jewneric

A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.

Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch

Jewneric by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010

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Jaweria

Jaweria is a kind hearted soul, she may seem a bit rude at first but she’s a really softy! she’s funny smart and mercurial.

“Jaweria is so kind and nice!”

Jaweria by YEETonYourkids October 12, 2019

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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