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Janery is a name
Janery by ICECREAM_ February 24, 2017
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Janery • Janey • Janelys • jangry • jakery • janeiry • JANELYN • janerick • Janety • JANEURYSM

JANEURYSM 

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.
After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.
JANEURYSM by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015
The most beautiful girl ever in the world, she will make your world, if you find one,keep her for your whole life, shes the best thing that would happened your life, has dark brown hair, dark brown i eyes, and the cutest face ever!!
Janely i love you
Janely by Lololololololoo :v August 18, 2013

Janey Mac 

Janey Mac is widely used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Jakers and James's Street.
Janey Mac, what the hell were you thinking?
Janey Mac by Matt Madra April 26, 2008
Janeyah is a Gorgeous queen that means a whole lot to a king . She is a exellent and amazing person. Not only is she an outstanding woman shes also a extraordinary friend.. She also makes a good teachers aid
Janeyah is my future wife
janeyah by YoungTrapppa December 16, 2016
Janelyn is the most beautiful, loyal, and funniest person you will ever encounter. She cares about others more than herself and is always loyal towards others. Janelyn is the type of girl that will always support you no matter what and will always stay truthful to you. She has a great sense of style and is truly the most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She may seem judgmental or intimidating at first, but she truly has a heart made of gold and has a kind personality. Janelyn is truly the girl of your dreams.
I wish I was friends with Janelyn…
Janelyn by ^__^!! November 30, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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