Javada 

One of the most energetic and funny people out there. She can be very calm one minute then very loving and crazy the next. She has a big booty despite what she says. She is very cute and guaranteed to make you laugh every time you talk to her. If you are lucky to find a Javada, keep her in your life because she will always keep you in hers. ;)

Boy: Damn that girl walking down the street has a big booty
Boy 2: Thats Javada

Javada by Machii November 5, 2018

Janada 

Corky, cool, unusually down to earth kind of girl or woman. She's extremely intelligent, loyal to a fault, patient and open minded. When she meets your friends and family they'll all love her because she's just that emotionally and mentally magnetic! She's the kind of girl you'd definitely regret losing. You will NEVER find another like her.

I'm really in love with Janada, she's the one for me bro.

Janada by TAR1990 March 13, 2017

javafart

The horrible, disgusting, frustrating error message thrown out by Java

An example of javafart:

java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
at java.util.Arrays.copyOf(Arrays.java:2882)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.expandCapacity(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:100)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.append(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:390)
at java.lang.StringBuffer.append(StringBuffer.java:224)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:275)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLMs(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:289)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createLineChainFood(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:205)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createNextChildLMs(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:173)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.LMiter.hasNext(LMiter.java:40)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.getChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:978)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.addKnuthElementsForBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:954)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:253)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableCellFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableCellFavoutChainFood.java:170)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.createElementsForRowGroup(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:120)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:60)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getKnuthElementsForRowIterator(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:220)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:172)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableFavoutChainFood.java:247)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood$StaticContentBreaker.getNextKnuthElements(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:318)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.getNextBlockList(ConcreteBreaker.java:552)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.doFavout(ConcreteBreaker.java:302)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood.doFavout(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:240)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.FavoutSideRegion(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:156)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.finishPage(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:163)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.makeNewPage(ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:284)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageBreaker.handleBreakTrait(PageBreaker.java:494)

javafart by bombi October 14, 2008

Jacadamia 

A pretty sweet youtuber who animates. He's so handsome and probably is really good at buttering bagels if you know what I mean. He'll boil your ravioli if you know what I'm talkin' about. He'll peanut your butter, eh? He... uh... He'll Jack your Damia, maaan.

...J-just subscribe please

Jacadamia is probably like my 51st favorite youtube channel

Jacadamia by Definitely not Jacadamia, nope January 12, 2017

javagasm 

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.

"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."

javagasm by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009

Mohamad javad

really awesome guy, who is awesome.

1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.

2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.

3. A generous and giving individual.

4. A person who is really cute

1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no mohamad javad - you're a phoney.

#cool#awesome#hott#nice#body#kind #cute

person:hey did you see that awesome guy?

me: yah hes a mohamad Javad

Mohamad javad by Souloptophor August 18, 2018

Javatar

A tall hairy hairy thundercunt, who would throw his/hers lunch at you if you got him/her angry.

Jim: why are you being such a dick?
Javatar: "throws lunch"
Jim: fuck off Javatar

Javatar by Javatar August 29, 2016