Jaunch

The peak of quality or expectation. Perfection.

That meal was absolutely jaunch.
Straight up jaunched plays by LeBron.

by Anton Biscuit August 31, 2023

Junch

1: an ethereal thing that cannot be defined, but is powerful
2: A penis

Damn bro, your Junch is looking fantastic today!

by Hollerite July 10, 2022

Junchao

A cool guy who once you meet, you will want to be his friend right away. He is cute and very good-looking, and would do nearly everything for his friends.

He has great taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend.mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Oh Look, It's that Junchao guy we see everywhere with hot girls!

by Iceman888 May 14, 2010

Juancho

Juancho is juancho
You do not question him
He is god

Juancho is god

by Robeadeux October 6, 2019

janch

A 50/50 mix of Jazz (jizz) and ranch, often used on bread sticks. (A freeload term)

Oh man, this ranch tastes like janch.

by Jazzy Geoff June 30, 2008

Juancho

Juancho in Mexican Mythology is the son of The Great Tennis Ball in the Sky... Jorge. Juancho is basically Hercules if he had a chancla trident, a roll of duct tape, and the almighty Sombrero shield.

Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks... Philip.

by Author of Mexican Mythology February 4, 2020

juanchy

Juanchy is usually a sweeet guy. His real name is obviously not really juanchy its juan but hates the name because its so basic. He's some type of Hispanic and is usually short around 5"6. He is not the best looking guy in the world and struggles from acne but somehow he manages to pull the most beautiful girls in the world with his personality. Juanchys have amazing bodies with rock hard abs and a big "package". They are so careful and gentle when touching a girl in bed. Any girl who has a juanchy in her life is blessed. He usually has some sort of talent when it comes to music and self defense. Once you have a juanchy you'll never be bored. For they are so loving.

Britney "Omg Gabbys boyfriend is so good to her!"
Rocksand "Totally! Hes such a juanchy"

by Babyduck101 December 9, 2018