juanchi 

This could be a guy or just some kind of potatoe... You will have to find that out. You can always see a Juanchi hanging out with a Nacho or with a Martina (mostly with a Nacho). He is madly in love with Nacho but he can not tell people, that's why he sometimes hangs out with Martina.

"Hey, Nacho is with someone! Who's that?"
"It must be a Juanchi..."

juanchi by GeniousGIRL March 10, 2016

Juanchi 

Juanchi is the hype man you need in your life. He doesn't settle for anything and knows you shouldn't either. He's kind and sensitive but isn't afraid to fight for what he cares about. He is constantly trying to learn and push to be the best version of himself. He's the kind of person you need in your corner if you are starting to doubt yourself. If you're bored at work he'll send you something interesting, however, you better be prepared to discuss it afterwards. He's suave and cleans up nice. People love him because he's a go-getter and hate him because he's going to take their job. Find yourself a Juanchi and you'll be better for it.

Damn, Juanchi just got a job at Google.

Dude, fuck Juanchi, he's so annoying.

Juanchi by pnjdtplxiiiesq November 23, 2021

Juancho 

Juancho is juancho
You do not question him
He is god

Juancho is god

Juancho by Robeadeux October 6, 2019

Juancho 

Juancho in Mexican Mythology is the son of The Great Tennis Ball in the Sky... Jorge. Juancho is basically Hercules if he had a chancla trident, a roll of duct tape, and the almighty Sombrero shield.

Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks... Philip.

Juancho by Author of Mexican Mythology February 4, 2020

juanchy 

Juanchy is usually a sweeet guy. His real name is obviously not really juanchy its juan but hates the name because its so basic. He's some type of Hispanic and is usually short around 5"6. He is not the best looking guy in the world and struggles from acne but somehow he manages to pull the most beautiful girls in the world with his personality. Juanchys have amazing bodies with rock hard abs and a big "package". They are so careful and gentle when touching a girl in bed. Any girl who has a juanchy in her life is blessed. He usually has some sort of talent when it comes to music and self defense. Once you have a juanchy you'll never be bored. For they are so loving.

Britney "Omg Gabbys boyfriend is so good to her!"
Rocksand "Totally! Hes such a juanchy"

juanchy by Babyduck101 December 9, 2018

juancho 

Juancho is the head honcho.

Juancho es mi principe azul.

juancho by Baderade February 19, 2008

Janching 

Sucking on a jolly rancher and spitting the sweet juices into someone else's mouth

I heard they were janching yesterday. All the kids are doing it.

Janching by Senator babycat April 2, 2019