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juanchi

This could be a guy or just some kind of potatoe... You will have to find that out. You can always see a Juanchi hanging out with a Nacho or with a Martina (mostly with a Nacho). He is madly in love with Nacho but he can not tell people, that's why he sometimes hangs out with Martina.
"Hey, Nacho is with someone! Who's that?"
"It must be a Juanchi..."
by GeniousGIRL March 10, 2016
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Juanchi

Juanchi is the hype man you need in your life. He doesn't settle for anything and knows you shouldn't either. He's kind and sensitive but isn't afraid to fight for what he cares about. He is constantly trying to learn and push to be the best version of himself. He's the kind of person you need in your corner if you are starting to doubt yourself. If you're bored at work he'll send you something interesting, however, you better be prepared to discuss it afterwards. He's suave and cleans up nice. People love him because he's a go-getter and hate him because he's going to take their job. Find yourself a Juanchi and you'll be better for it.
Damn, Juanchi just got a job at Google.

Dude, fuck Juanchi, he's so annoying.
by pnjdtplxiiiesq November 23, 2021
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Juancho

Juancho is juancho
You do not question him
He is god
Juancho is god
by Robeadeux October 6, 2019
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Juancho

Juancho in Mexican Mythology is the son of The Great Tennis Ball in the Sky... Jorge. Juancho is basically Hercules if he had a chancla trident, a roll of duct tape, and the almighty Sombrero shield.
Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks... Philip.
by Author of Mexican Mythology February 4, 2020
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juanchy

Juanchy is usually a sweeet guy. His real name is obviously not really juanchy its juan but hates the name because its so basic. He's some type of Hispanic and is usually short around 5"6. He is not the best looking guy in the world and struggles from acne but somehow he manages to pull the most beautiful girls in the world with his personality. Juanchys have amazing bodies with rock hard abs and a big "package". They are so careful and gentle when touching a girl in bed. Any girl who has a juanchy in her life is blessed. He usually has some sort of talent when it comes to music and self defense. Once you have a juanchy you'll never be bored. For they are so loving.
Britney "Omg Gabbys boyfriend is so good to her!"
Rocksand "Totally! Hes such a juanchy"
by Babyduck101 December 9, 2018
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juancho

Juancho is the head honcho.
Juancho es mi principe azul.
by Baderade February 19, 2008
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Janching

Sucking on a jolly rancher and spitting the sweet juices into someone else's mouth
I heard they were janching yesterday. All the kids are doing it.
by Senator babycat April 2, 2019
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