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Juanchy is usually a sweeet guy. His real name is obviously not really juanchy its juan but hates the name because its so basic. He's some type of Hispanic and is usually short around 5"6. He is not the best looking guy in the world and struggles from acne but somehow he manages to pull the most beautiful girls in the world with his personality. Juanchys have amazing bodies with rock hard abs and a big "package". They are so careful and gentle when touching a girl in bed. Any girl who has a juanchy in her life is blessed. He usually has some sort of talent when it comes to music and self defense. Once you have a juanchy you'll never be bored. For they are so loving.
Britney "Omg Gabbys boyfriend is so good to her!"
Rocksand "Totally! Hes such a juanchy"
juanchy by Babyduck101 December 9, 2018
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The short definition of "flexer". Juanchy is usually a person that has a future brighter than a Rolex. Juanchy is also a way to call a person who has a long penis.
If you meet someone with these caracteristics, you´ll instantly know he is a Juanchy.
Juanchys usually care a lot about their friends or loved ones, they give them anything they need.
Juanchys are also pretty hot... :$
Wow! You are such a Juanchy
Juanchy by sophie :)-- November 23, 2021
Juancho is juancho
You do not question him
He is god
Juancho is god
Juancho by Robeadeux October 6, 2019
Juancho in Mexican Mythology is the son of The Great Tennis Ball in the Sky... Jorge. Juancho is basically Hercules if he had a chancla trident, a roll of duct tape, and the almighty Sombrero shield.
Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks... Philip.
Juancho is the head honcho.
Juancho es mi principe azul.
juancho by Baderade February 19, 2008
Means boss. Similar to Honcho and used by Latinos/Hispanics. Felix Guapo made this word up.
Felix: I ain’t trynna work for nobody, I just wanna be a Juancho.

Tony: Like your Tío Juancho?
Felix: No dumbass! Like a Head-Honcho Juancho!
Juancho by bigdickissick November 30, 2020
"Juancho fuckin sucks ass at cup pong damn"
Juancho by isabebebe August 20, 2022
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