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1: an ethereal thing that cannot be defined, but is powerful
2: A penis
Damn bro, your Junch is looking fantastic today!
Junch by Hollerite July 10, 2022
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A replacement for any negative term. Can be used as any part of speech, for example someone can be junchy or do something junchily.
Mike: Your word will never make it on urban dictionary
Jordan: Don't be such a JUNCH!
junch by CnCrules July 28, 2010
Related Words
junch juncho junchan Junchao Junched juncheeks juncheol junchu juancho Junhan
Anything and Everything. Junch is a name, it's a verb, it's an adjective, it's a description. Junch is everything. Junch is nothing. (Junch, Junchification, Junchify, Junchly, Junchful) it also works as a tone tag (/junch)
You're looking very Junchy today.
That was kind of a junch move, dude.
The junchification of {insert random obscure name}
Junch by ThechangelingMushroom November 22, 2022

Juche necromancy 

The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".
Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.
Juche necromancy by portfar September 20, 2021

so junghwan 

4th gen best maknae, a kpop idol who became a half a million seller just in 2 months after their debut (he’s 15), a kpop idol who is loved by his eleven best hyungs and always scream “hyungdeul’ whenever he has a chance, treasure’s most beloved maknae who deserve all the love in the world.
i think So Junghwan best 4th gen maknae!

So Junghwan youngest kpop millionaire
so junghwan by blkshwan October 15, 2020

crummy juncture 

A bad time
and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
crummy juncture by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016

Up The Junction 

Up shit creek. In a bad situation.
Guy 1:Dude, she left me for the milkman
Guy 2:Yeah you're well and truly up the junction...
Up The Junction by CHANCHANMAN October 18, 2009
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