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Juancho 

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Juancho in Mexican Mythology is the son of The Great Tennis Ball in the Sky... Jorge. Juancho is basically Hercules if he had a chancla trident, a roll of duct tape, and the almighty Sombrero shield.
Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks... Philip.

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Juancho is the head honcho.
Juancho es mi principe azul.
juancho by Baderade February 19, 2008

Juancho 

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Means boss. Similar to Honcho and used by Latinos/Hispanics. Felix Guapo made this word up.
Felix: I ain’t trynna work for nobody, I just wanna be a Juancho.

Tony: Like your Tío Juancho?
Felix: No dumbass! Like a Head-Honcho Juancho!
Juancho by bigdickissick November 30, 2020

Juancho 

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a sore loser
"Juancho fuckin sucks ass at cup pong damn"
Juancho by isabebebe August 20, 2022

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this guy is a good guy but is always broke and gotta ask money from people and sometimes from his crush juancho's are direct persons they get straight to the point and they love there family friends and crushes but sometimes they get rejected and juancho is god
Juancho: I have crush on you

Crush: Cool....
Juancho by Terr o east March 16, 2023

juancock 

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a nickname for Jeon Jungkook of bts, the nickname implying that jungkook has a big dick.
Damn juancock can dick me down any day of the week.
juancock by jnopejiminssi October 9, 2019
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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