Jason's dad

A non-exsistant thing

Stacey: that lady has a penis

Joe: oh yeh like Jason's dad

by Jason's dad April 18, 2016

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Jason's mom

A dirty slut

I banged Jason's mom

by Taco man May 6, 2014

Jason's pants

Jason's pants are so dirty and stinky.

"Would you like to get in Jason's pants?" answer: no

by 2u3iy1 April 24, 2011

Jason's Pub

One of Owen Sound's more welcoming and friendly establishments. Attached to it is the "darkside". Literally just another room that is slightly dingier and does not serve Molson Crystal or 50. Also called "The Pube" by many regular patrons.

Guy 1- What are we gonna go tonight?
Guy 2- Go to the pube! Or as people from outta town call it, Jason's Pub!

by Tenant #2 above Fantasy Land October 2, 2013

Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.

I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.

by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022

Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022