Jasios

Gay ass dude who likes to slurp some dick. Often known to be trash at basketball but says he is good. But he has lit clothing.

My friend jasios is bad at basketball

Jasios by Low key doki April 4, 2021

jasinski

refers to a sexual act where one pours vodka on the female's dooty slide while performing a tossed salad. Said to produce a pleasant burning sensation as well as numbing things up before rear penetration. See also: analingus/bungfellatio.

After buyin' tha ho' about 6 drinks, I finally got Mikey's girl to let me give her a jasinski.

jasinski by bigup79 January 22, 2009

Jasmosis 

A condition affecting girls causing them to constantly lose important personal items including hand-bags, ID (passports, Drivers Licenses and Birth Certificates), purses, wallets and predominantly mobile phones. Luckily these girls tend to be good looking enough that most items are quite often found or returned by stalkers and/or persons of the opposite sex (or sometimes the same) hoping to obtain the girl's number or get a date...

Jasmin to friend "Did I leave my purse at your house after that party on Saturday"?
Friend "No, why have you lost it....again"
Jasmin "I think so..."
Friend "That's the second time this month, you have Jasmosis"

Jasmosis by DeeznutsOK June 18, 2010

Jasis 

A chill ass dude who can make anyone laugh. He can make anyone smile and is so lit with clothing choices.

Jasis is such a good friend. He always makes me smile.

Jasis by Navin Go Hard August 30, 2017

Lauduchand Jasoos

Dickhead detective.
Cocksucker

Rahul Thakur is a Lauduchand Jasoos

Lauduchand Jasoos by Gautam Shroff November 3, 2003

Jasinskied

This is when a man or a woman is blacked out drunk and is taken home to have sex with a casual encounter from the bar. The Jasinskier then proceeds to have sex with unsuspecting individual. Finishes and falls asleep immediately upon personal, not mutual orgasm. During sleep the Jasinskier will piss the bed, wake up in the morning and leave without a trace, besides the pissy bed of course.

I took this really drunk guy home last night and totally got Jasinskied!

Jasinskied by thejasinski September 30, 2010

jasio

A handsome guy with a very big dick. He is very good at sports and is very popular at school or work

OMG your dick is so big Jasio

jasio by Anonymous0987654321987 December 11, 2016