A condition affecting girls causing them to constantly lose important personal items including hand-bags, ID (passports, Drivers Licenses and Birth Certificates), purses, wallets and predominantly mobile phones. Luckily these girls tend to be good looking enough that most items are quite often found or returned by stalkers and/or persons of the opposite sex (or sometimes the same) hoping to obtain the girl's number or get a date...
Jasmin to friend "Did I leave my purse at your house after that party on Saturday"?
Friend "No, why have you lost it....again"
Jasmin "I think so..."
Friend "That's the second time this month, you have Jasmosis"
Friend "No, why have you lost it....again"
Jasmin "I think so..."
Friend "That's the second time this month, you have Jasmosis"
by DeeznutsOK June 18, 2010
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