Jasinskied

This is when a man or a woman is blacked out drunk and is taken home to have sex with a casual encounter from the bar. The Jasinskier then proceeds to have sex with unsuspecting individual. Finishes and falls asleep immediately upon personal, not mutual orgasm. During sleep the Jasinskier will piss the bed, wake up in the morning and leave without a trace, besides the pissy bed of course.

I took this really drunk guy home last night and totally got Jasinskied!

Jasinskied by thejasinski September 30, 2010

Jablinskied 

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

Jablinskied by bstujm June 27, 2019

Jablinskied 

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

Jablinskied by D. Biddy December 9, 2008

jasinski

refers to a sexual act where one pours vodka on the female's dooty slide while performing a tossed salad. Said to produce a pleasant burning sensation as well as numbing things up before rear penetration. See also: analingus/bungfellatio.

After buyin' tha ho' about 6 drinks, I finally got Mikey's girl to let me give her a jasinski.

jasinski by bigup79 January 22, 2009