Jasinskied

This is when a man or a woman is blacked out drunk and is taken home to have sex with a casual encounter from the bar. The Jasinskier then proceeds to have sex with unsuspecting individual. Finishes and falls asleep immediately upon personal, not mutual orgasm. During sleep the Jasinskier will piss the bed, wake up in the morning and leave without a trace, besides the pissy bed of course.

I took this really drunk guy home last night and totally got Jasinskied!

Jasinskied by thejasinski September 30, 2010

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Jablinskied

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

Jablinskied by bstujm June 27, 2019

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Jablinskied

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

Jablinskied by D. Biddy December 9, 2008

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jasinski

refers to a sexual act where one pours vodka on the female's dooty slide while performing a tossed salad. Said to produce a pleasant burning sensation as well as numbing things up before rear penetration. See also: analingus/bungfellatio.

After buyin' tha ho' about 6 drinks, I finally got Mikey's girl to let me give her a jasinski.

jasinski by bigup79 January 22, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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