Jarvel

Someone who seems to be caring about others but only to make himself look good. This guy uses people for his own benefits. Don’t ask him to do anything for you in return unless you want your feelings hurt. Jarvel is always talking about how he’s so real and one of the realist people you’ll ever meet but he’s a plot twist. Jarvel is dumb and addicted to drugs. Jarvel allows drugs to run his life. He doesn’t even remember hardly anything because of the drug abuse. Jarvel has no love at all if you run across one keep running bitch because he’s not worth stopping for. Oh,and he’s also atheist so he’s constantly getting bad luck . His bad luck will effect you if you involved with him. This person will give you terrible anxiety. He like to surround himself with people that thinks more like him instead of branching out to learn something new, because of this is mindset will stay the same. He love to hang around other atheists and drug addicts . Stay away from jarvel! He’s a threat to society!

Jarvel will learn one day.

by Sweet kisses August 14, 2018

Bum Javelin

Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.

My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!

by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009

Jardel

The word means a defender. A stone wall. A most loyal friend. Also a guy who is a stud, a stallion, a gentleman and a scholar. The envy of insecure men. Only surrounds himself with the strong and kind of heart. Looks for opportunities to help the weak. Women adore him.

Boy, don’t run into a Jardel, you’ll only hurt yourself.

by VictorStone777 February 15, 2020

meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

by Hordriss May 10, 2006

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.

by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009

Javeleau

Someone who has the most awesome partys ever even better when their first name starts with R also they dont actually know they are having these parties

You going to R....... Javeleau's party like 14000 people are going

Hell Yeah Stephen Hawking is gonna be there

by The Muffin Monster September 14, 2010