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The man.

Very charismatic, womanizer, savage.
That jarvey Jibbster.
Jarvey by Efwills January 26, 2015
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I'm writing this and hoping it gets improved because this is how strong my love is for this guy name Jarvey he's so juicy oh my god im gonna BUST
omg he's so sexy x omg hahahahh daddy jarvey
Jarvey by jarveyishotx3 September 8, 2021
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Jarvey *cough* 365 days
Jarvey by lilicaeaemae December 26, 2021
When you poop in somebody else’s butthole
Can I jarvey you?
Jarvey by PeepeepoopooMan69 August 26, 2022

harpo jarvey 

unknown, rare object, frequently includes free custom fish pillow
"Craigslist: For sale original HARPO JARVEY with custom fish pillows. I hate to sell it but due to the slow economy I must depart with my beloved Harpo Jarvey"
harpo jarvey by Tim is Kitty September 5, 2009
To be happy, stay positive, and radiate good vibes.
happy
Stay Jarvy Lucas!
Jarvy by trihardatlife May 2, 2020
Name given to the pairing of Jade Puget and Davey Havok from the band AFI usually used in fan fiction.
"Davey just hugged Jade!" "What a great Javey!"
javey by Valecita December 15, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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