Jarkear

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(Verbo)
Cuando te insertas un objeto por un orificio corporal, generalmente en área genital (como la vagina o el ano) para mostrar lo mucho que te gusta.

Imita la expresión “POC”/“por el culo” (“me gusta tanto que me lo meto por el culo”)

“He oído que te gustaban los Cheetos”

“Sí tío, están buenísimos, me los jarkeo cada día”

—-
“Esta serie me encanta, me la voy a jarkear esta tarde”

Jarkear by saraorokana February 21, 2024

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jarker

When a guy plays you.

OMG I can't believe he just pulled a Jarker on you !!

jarker by Chooon June 24, 2016

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Jarkear • jakearis • jakear • Jakeara • jakearchambault • jarbear • jarker • jake artzer

jarbear

An animal which is cross between a giraffe and a polar bear. It is considered an insult because of the way it is pronounced and is an extension of the word jar.

I hate you so much! You're so annoying! You're such a jarbear.

jarbear by ilovejarbears March 8, 2013

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jakear

Young Sexy Black Male. Who Fucks All The Thotties

Becky did you just see that Jakear

jakear by Theblueboul December 8, 2014

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jakearchambault

He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.

"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"

jakearchambault by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008

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jakearis

A beautiful wise woman with caring heart and pretty deep dimples

Jakearis

has such beautiful dimples when she smile

jakearis by Kooly February 13, 2018

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Jakearis

Term used for when a person tries to intimate you, but you completely ignore them n don't acknowledge their presence like they don't even exist

Him: oh no so n so's here
Her: (doesn't bat an eyelid as they walk past)
Him: woah you totally just Jakearis'd him

Jakearis by MoodyWoman October 20, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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