Jarkear

(Verbo)
Cuando te insertas un objeto por un orificio corporal, generalmente en área genital (como la vagina o el ano) para mostrar lo mucho que te gusta.

Imita la expresión “POC”/“por el culo” (“me gusta tanto que me lo meto por el culo”)

“He oído que te gustaban los Cheetos”

“Sí tío, están buenísimos, me los jarkeo cada día”

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“Esta serie me encanta, me la voy a jarkear esta tarde”

by saraorokana February 21, 2024

jarker

When a guy plays you.

OMG I can't believe he just pulled a Jarker on you !!

by Chooon June 24, 2016

jarbear

An animal which is cross between a giraffe and a polar bear. It is considered an insult because of the way it is pronounced and is an extension of the word jar.

I hate you so much! You're so annoying! You're such a jarbear.

by ilovejarbears March 8, 2013

jakear

Young Sexy Black Male. Who Fucks All The Thotties

Becky did you just see that Jakear

by Theblueboul December 8, 2014

jakearchambault

He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.

"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"

by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008

jakearis

A beautiful wise woman with caring heart and pretty deep dimples

Jakearis

has such beautiful dimples when she smile

by Kooly February 13, 2018

Jakearis

Term used for when a person tries to intimate you, but you completely ignore them n don't acknowledge their presence like they don't even exist

Him: oh no so n so's here
Her: (doesn't bat an eyelid as they walk past)
Him: woah you totally just Jakearis'd him

by MoodyWoman October 20, 2021