An athletic straight to the point guy who is typically pessimistic. He usually believes that his way is right and is not afraid to let you know his opinions. He is typocaly honesteven when it hurts.
Person- "Hey , Jarmaine how do I look."
Jarmaine- "In order to pull off that outfit you need to work more."
The umbrella term meaning to search Jarvis Cocker on various internet sites.
Jargling derives from Jarvis-googling, but one can also engage more specifically in Jarspacing, Jartubing, Jarckring, Jarmblring, Jarttering, and so on.
"My favourite thing to do on a Friday night is to sit down with a glass of wine and engage in a spot of jargling."