Jarganate 

a man of cosmic crushing powers in constructing a wizard stick

Hey jarganate can you pass the salvia.

Jarganate by Kelsey Knudsen March 2, 2008

re-JAVAnate

re*JAVA*nate: when you re-load on your coffee. to refuel with caffeine. to re-energize. A play on the word: rejuvenate combining the term Java (another name for coffee) with the word rejuvenate.

the demise of the fine art of the skilled barista, styro-cups, and the compromise of art based coffee house culture are some of the many reasons I try not to re-javanate myself at corporate chains.

re-JAVAnate by thespecialedge February 21, 2011

farganate 

1. (verb) When running back Justin Fargas runs for hard earned yards, bashing opposing defenses to pieces.
2. (verb) To bash someone very violently using your body weight

1. "Did you see that San Diego game? Fargas really farganated all over their defense!"
2. "You better shut up or I'm gonna farganate you through that window!"

farganate by Keircules October 7, 2009

Jerganator 

Old man that's a ginger and dates younger women

Ugh he is such a jerganator

Jerganator by Valleygurl125 August 24, 2016

Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.

Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.

Cross-jargonation by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008

jagganath 

a best friend a person could ask for..he always cares about other... also commonly know as jaggu a very hilarious person will make u smile at ur bad tyms...a great peraon to have as a friend and a shoulder to cry on..he will never break ur trust and will try to help u till the best... will always never leave ur side and will be at ur aid...never leave a friend like jagganath...

hey do u know someone who can make me laugh?

ya sure go to jagganath

jagganath by littlebrowngirloutbye January 11, 2018

Jargonator 

A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.

When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!

Jargonator by hobrarian January 12, 2009