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Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.
The name Jardani can be masculine or feminine. - Jardani is a like a cool breeze over the mountains. You are blessed, anointed and highly favored by God. Jardani has God's Grace and Favor to accomplish everything they set out to do with ease. They sore over mountains like eagles! And their youth never fades away. Jardani is beautiful inside and out! And can never be defeated!
Jardani as in John Wick alternative name for John. Meaning God's Gracious Gift Also alternative for Janet same meaning.
Jardani by JCRules June 8, 2019

Jordanism 

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Jordanism by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

Jordanism 

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex
Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night
Jordanism by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Jordanism 

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .
“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism
Jordanism by Word bukkake December 11, 2021

japanium 

Material used in fictional Japanese contructs such as katana, shuriken, truck-kun, or even buildings.

Objects made of japanium tend to be intensely more durable and capable than their real world counterparts.
Protaganist: It's over for you villain. This katana was forged with pure japanium folded over 1000 times!
japanium by Rustingway February 25, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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