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Jantool is used when someone uses their Jandals as a weapon.

Jandals are the kiwi word for flip flops.
Piss off Wade your jantool just hit me in the throat.
jantool by kiwiupover August 4, 2010
The merged togather name which describes the shipping of Jack/Ianto from new sci fi show Torchwood. It's become a popular pairing as it started out like any other slash pairing, but due to the series/books has become canon.
It's fans are collectively know as the Stopwatch Brigade
"Janto is my no.1 pairing in Torchwood."
janto by Eternalwings January 7, 2007

Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub 

Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub is an amazing and beautiful sheep in-bred in the battery pink sheep farm and from then on dyed blue, pulled out of the baby section and then Travis named him Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub. Chairquoisses now hangs above all other sheep in a godlike fashion, we love Chairquoisses. PS : Life Tumor may have made Chairquoisses red but we don't talk about that..
I worship Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub, what an amazing sheep.
A person revered and cherished for great knowledge or insight.
He blew my mind like a janto, I have such respect for that man.
Janto by leaf288 May 26, 2014
A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine have good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has as sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable.
At a birthday party

Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Other friend: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!
Jantoine by CharlieCOUCOU June 26, 2017
Jatoma is a sweet ass guy who works hard, plays hard, and fucks hard! He's an amazing friend and someone you should know.
Jatoma is the best...in bed.
jatoma by joemama82 September 6, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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