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Jantool is used when someone uses their Jandals as a weapon.

Jandals are the kiwi word for flip flops.
Piss off Wade your jantool just hit me in the throat.
jantool by kiwiupover August 4, 2010
The merged togather name which describes the shipping of Jack/Ianto from new sci fi show Torchwood. It's become a popular pairing as it started out like any other slash pairing, but due to the series/books has become canon.
It's fans are collectively know as the Stopwatch Brigade
"Janto is my no.1 pairing in Torchwood."
janto by Eternalwings January 7, 2007

Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub 

Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub is an amazing and beautiful sheep in-bred in the battery pink sheep farm and from then on dyed blue, pulled out of the baby section and then Travis named him Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub. Chairquoisses now hangs above all other sheep in a godlike fashion, we love Chairquoisses. PS : Life Tumor may have made Chairquoisses red but we don't talk about that..
I worship Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub, what an amazing sheep.
A person revered and cherished for great knowledge or insight.
He blew my mind like a janto, I have such respect for that man.
Janto by leaf288 May 26, 2014
A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine have good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has as sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable.
At a birthday party

Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Other friend: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!
Jantoine by CharlieCOUCOU June 26, 2017
Jatoma is a sweet ass guy who works hard, plays hard, and fucks hard! He's an amazing friend and someone you should know.
Jatoma is the best...in bed.
jatoma by joemama82 September 6, 2019