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Torchwood is a spin-off of Doctor Who. It is sorta like CSI: Cardiff only with alien technology. More adult than Doctor Who, it airs on Sundays, 10pm BBC3. Also similiar to the X-Files.
Forensic Guy: "Special Access" they said.
Gwen Cooper: For who?
Forensic Guy: Torchwood.
Torchwood by PJ360 November 2, 2006
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1. An incident where your dick is inserted into a woman infected with STD's and you get burned.
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).
The torchwood affair only lasted a few minutes but left him burning from desire.
torchwood by emresch October 21, 2008
Doctor Who with guns, swearing, violence and sex
I started watching Torchwood the other day.
torchwood by PixelSE46 March 30, 2025

techwood 

Arousal of that certain part of the male anatomy through an encounter with a remarkable technological breakthrough
After watching the latest Google IO announcement, I had to leave the room with a book covering my junk, because I had raging techwood.
techwood by Ed Wexler August 18, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026