Jantoine

A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine have good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has as sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable.

At a birthday party

Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Other friend: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!

Jantoine by CharlieCOUCOU June 26, 2017

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A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine has good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has a sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable

At a birthday party
Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Dude: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!

jantoine by janga_lala September 26, 2019

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Jantoine • jantine

jantine

An amazing person with a heart of gold. Very social and bubbly personality. The name is dutch so she is pretty straight forward with her opinions. So her opinions can be pretty scary. Whenever you need help, seek for a Jantine! She will definetely help you the best she can. But will she ever follow her own advice she gives to her friends? Nope... she is rather sad about the mistakes she made. If you have found a Jantine, never let her go!

Bad habits: nail biting, procrastinating, wearing too many hats, having bad handwriting, drinking coffee with sugar, eating disgusting food combinations

My name is Jantine

jantine by Elsjuh1 November 23, 2021

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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