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Definitions by CharlieCOUCOU

A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine have good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has as sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable.
At a birthday party

Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Other friend: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!
Jantoine by CharlieCOUCOU June 26, 2017

Jeanjuif 

Basically someone who enjoys making tricks with a sneaky gaze
Friend: Why are you so nervous man?

Other Friend: Damned, it’s Jeanjuif again! I know he’s plotting something against me!
Jeanjuif by CharlieCOUCOU June 25, 2017