Jangleberries

An expression of dislike, used to replace many negative adjectives.

Oh Jangleberries, I just dropped my car keys down a manhole!

--"Jane, you missed the mid-term today!"
--"Jangleberries!"

by Dripafwar May 6, 2010

The Dangleberries

a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.

Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.

The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.

by Coach33 May 21, 2012

Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.

Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?

by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011

Jiggleberries

A fungus you can acquire underneath your testicles, due to an allergic reaction to bike oil

Man#1- " why didn't Jason come into work today?"

Man#2 "you didn't hear? Dude, he got jiggleberries

by The nephew June 18, 2017

dangleberries

Dry particles o'shite clinging to the hairs of the arse.

A small comb is useful when trying to remove dangleberries, but razors prove a bit too dangerous.

by Abi and Joe November 20, 2003

dangleberries

dry excrement caught in the bum hairs. Referred to as berries because of the shape and colour. Some people like to think of them as fruits of the digestive system hanging from the tree of butt.n
See also
Shitballs
Stinknuggets

Dude your mom has dangleberries like golf balls, you should totally bath the smelly cow.

by Christank February 18, 2004

dangleberries

lumps of dry faeces hanging from anal hair

'oh my god,he hasnt washed his arse for a while, look at those DANGLEBERRIES'

by adi bull April 19, 2003