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Janky pommel
a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.
Janky pommel by eldgrim tehviking June 28, 2009
janky ass code
unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
janky ass code by KingCurry9812 May 13, 2021
janky
(adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people
We tried to pick up on these girls waiting for the bus, but I was driving my sister's janky 1989 geo metro so we just got clowned instead.
janky by the jankinator March 25, 2003
Word of the Day on April 26, 2006
janky hoopty
janky hoopty by Jaycob February 9, 2008
B Janky
B Janky gives a modern twist to the traditional word blow job. Mostly used as a verb and can also be used in past tense by using the word B Jank'd
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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