JANEURYSM

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.

After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.

by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015

Janeurysm

The headache you feel waking up at 4pm on New years day after drinking all night for new years eve.

I drank so much last night for new year's eve, I woke up with a Janeurysm.

by InSilicoRW January 5, 2019

Janeurysm

when your friend Jan has an aneurysm

Person 1: Jan's having an aneurysm!
Jan: lol janeurysm

by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021

Aneurysm

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.

"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."

by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.

When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.

by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005

Faneurysm

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

by Wofl Iron July 20, 2008

aneurysm

Dialatation of an artery caused by weakening of its wall through disease.

"If I do that again, I'll have an aneurysm."

by DiiKaBaKa January 25, 2004