Faneurysm

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

by Wofl Iron July 20, 2008

faneurysm

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying.

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

by Wofl_Iron November 16, 2007

Faneurysm

(verb.) A spastic action caused by a surprise update from a fandom.

The actions can range from totally hilarious to dangerous. Many people experiance Faneurysms when they get tour updates or purchase a new volume of their favorite manga.

Charlotte had a faneurysm due to her late updates concerning Radiohead.

Cat had a faneutysm when she watched the new episode of Supernatural.

by TheKidWithCatEars September 22, 2011

JANEURYSM

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.

After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.

by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015

Aneurysm

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.

"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."

by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.

When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.

by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005

aneurysm

Dialatation of an artery caused by weakening of its wall through disease.

"If I do that again, I'll have an aneurysm."

by DiiKaBaKa January 25, 2004