aneurysmonatoiletphobia

The acute and crippling fear of having an aneurysm on a toilet.

"Anybody could kill you! You could slip and fall on a banana peel! You could get in a car wreck! You can fall off a bridge!"

"You could have an aneurysm on a toilet! You never know..."

"My aneurysmonatoiletphobia prohibits me from using a toilet at all. I use that bucket in the corner, and save of my water bill!"

by Poh-tay-toesiez February 24, 2021