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A very pretty girl with a big heart and is always there for you 24/7. She never lets anything bring her down. She has beautiful eyes and is super fun to be around. She may come on shy but is definitely a goof ball at heart. If you don’t have a Janessa in your life, you’re missing out.
Felicity: i really need a friend that will be there for me 24/7.
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!
Janessa by annoyingperson101 November 18, 2018
Related Words
Janesy • Janessa • jonesy • Janey • Janelys • Janese • Jansyn • Jenesy • Jamesypoo • JANELYN
Janessa is the prettiest name osrs she is the type of person to stand up for herself and the people she loves no matter what she will never take shit from anyone she is the type of person who could make you laugh instantly and she be havin guys fallin for her cute face and personality she is really tough on the outside because she doesn’t want to let people know that she is hurt she locks up all here feelings and doesn’t let anybody too close she is so fucking gorgeous and is so popular honestly she be havin all these hoes jealous and all thes niggas wanting anyways the definition of the name Janessa is a girl everybody should have.
Person one : I want to kill myself

Person two: get yourself a janessa just not mine.❤️
Janessa by Bigtittytimmy May 4, 2018
The most beautiful girl ever in the world, she will make your world, if you find one,keep her for your whole life, shes the best thing that would happened your life, has dark brown hair, dark brown i eyes, and the cutest face ever!!
Janely i love you
Janely by Lololololololoo :v August 18, 2013

Janey Mac 

Janey Mac is widely used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Jakers and James's Street.
Janey Mac, what the hell were you thinking?
Janey Mac by Matt Madra April 26, 2008
Janeyah is a Gorgeous queen that means a whole lot to a king . She is a exellent and amazing person. Not only is she an outstanding woman shes also a extraordinary friend.. She also makes a good teachers aid
Janeyah is my future wife
janeyah by YoungTrapppa December 16, 2016
Janesse is a cute, funny, sarcastic, playful girl. A great, loving, and caring girlfriend and is the best to be around.
Damnnnn not Janesse.
janesse by ItsThatttKid April 18, 2018
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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