Jamface

The exact opposite of butterface: it's when a girl has a body that's average at the best, but has a face that's absolutely adorable, and she often tops if off by making cute expressions. Girl you'd rather marry than bang.

Layman terms, a girl that looks as sweet as jam.

Karl: "Hey, you know that Sonia that transferred to our class last year?"
Friedrich: "Yeah, what of her?"
Karl: "Man, I'd totally tap that."
Friedrich: "Dude, have you ever seen her naked: she looks like a pubescent boy."
Karl: "Jamface, though."
Friedrich: "Oh yeah."

by Helel ben Shahaar October 21, 2019

jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

jarface

another way of referring the the most elite fighting force on the planet, the USMC. Derived from the word jarhead. fantastic four, steak, and a small amount of peas.

Get over here Gomer, you stupid jarface!!!

by Joe Algebra January 16, 2008

jamfaced

To be severely intoxicated to the point where one runs face first into the wall and inflicts a nose bleed.

Ellen was soooooooooooo jamfaced last night! There was blood everywhere!

by jradfakingkarr August 5, 2010

Jawfaceing

(verb) When someone is talking a lot and is getting on your nerves.

Your friend is continues to bug you about a lot of nothing
You respond "Yo man, quit your jawfaceing"

by HaDawg August 22, 2009

Jam Face

A condition that makes it look like somebody has slothered jam all around your mouth. Requires one to smear vasiline all over his face.

Dean "Hey what's that you've got coming up on your face?"
Jack "Oh right, that's ma Jam Face, i'm lubing it up every day"
Dean "Gay"

by UrbanScout 365 December 1, 2009

Jagface

idiot/fucking moron

i was walking down stairs when my jagface brother pushed me down

by jim nora November 25, 2003