5 definitions by Helel ben Shahaar
The accident that can happen during a titjob with two overly-enthusiastic parties: when either a man thrusts too hard, or a woman pumps too hard, a tip of the man's penis may hit the woman in the chest with enough force to cause both parties great physical pain.
This usually tends to happen when both parties are young people, as young men achieve harder erections, and young women (especially ones who haven'd given birth yet) have a lower pain tolerance.
This usually tends to happen when both parties are young people, as young men achieve harder erections, and young women (especially ones who haven'd given birth yet) have a lower pain tolerance.
Renee: "Lucy, what's that on your chest?"
Lucy: "Well, I gave Kevin a titjob and..."
Renee: "Oooh, was it a chestburster?"
Lucy: "Yeah. A chestburster."
Lucy: "Well, I gave Kevin a titjob and..."
Renee: "Oooh, was it a chestburster?"
Lucy: "Yeah. A chestburster."
by Helel ben Shahaar August 26, 2019
The exact opposite of butterface: it's when a girl has a body that's average at the best, but has a face that's absolutely adorable, and she often tops if off by making cute expressions. Girl you'd rather marry than bang.
Layman terms, a girl that looks as sweet as jam.
Layman terms, a girl that looks as sweet as jam.
Karl: "Hey, you know that Sonia that transferred to our class last year?"
Friedrich: "Yeah, what of her?"
Karl: "Man, I'd totally tap that."
Friedrich: "Dude, have you ever seen her naked: she looks like a pubescent boy."
Karl: "Jamface, though."
Friedrich: "Oh yeah."
Friedrich: "Yeah, what of her?"
Karl: "Man, I'd totally tap that."
Friedrich: "Dude, have you ever seen her naked: she looks like a pubescent boy."
Karl: "Jamface, though."
Friedrich: "Oh yeah."
by Helel ben Shahaar October 21, 2019
The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.
Larry (upon seeing something beyond his comprehension): "I don't get it."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."
by Helel ben Shahaar February 11, 2019
The girl (or more accurately, her genitals), that are open to anyone. Alternatively, a girl that has slept with everyone, or a girl easy to afford for use
Portmanteau of Volkswagen (lit. People's Vehicle) and vagina.
Close synonym to: Roastie, Village Bicycle, Ratchet Hoe
Portmanteau of Volkswagen (lit. People's Vehicle) and vagina.
Close synonym to: Roastie, Village Bicycle, Ratchet Hoe
Sigmund: "Hey Freud, do you know Angela?"
Freud: "Yeah, I banged her the other night."
Sigmund: "You too?"
Freud: "Everyone did. She's hell of a Volksvagina."
Freud: "Yeah, I banged her the other night."
Sigmund: "You too?"
Freud: "Everyone did. She's hell of a Volksvagina."
by Helel ben Shahaar September 2, 2019
Sometimes called "Yhwach Problem" (after the second most famous case) Madara Problem is one of the most difficult writing conundrums: this one in particularly refers to a scenario in which a writer creates a character so monstrously overpowered and indestructible that nothing in the writer's universe is capable of killing the said character, and the writer is forced to either nerf the character to the point of destructibility (often defeating the character's original purpose) or killing them by an asspull.
Named after Madara Uchiha, a character from manga Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto. Reportedly, Kishimoto at one point admitted that even he himself didn't have any way of killing Madara, and had to resort to an asspull.
Alternatively named after Yhwach, a character from manga Bleach by Tite Kubo. Starting of as a high tier character, Yhwach was made nigh-omnipotent and immortal near the end of the manga, the combination of this and a tight schedule forcing Kubo to resort to a combination of nerf and an asspull to finally finish this monster off.
Named after Madara Uchiha, a character from manga Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto. Reportedly, Kishimoto at one point admitted that even he himself didn't have any way of killing Madara, and had to resort to an asspull.
Alternatively named after Yhwach, a character from manga Bleach by Tite Kubo. Starting of as a high tier character, Yhwach was made nigh-omnipotent and immortal near the end of the manga, the combination of this and a tight schedule forcing Kubo to resort to a combination of nerf and an asspull to finally finish this monster off.
Ben: "Say, Jerry: this Dante character of yours is great, but he feels too OP. How does one kill him?"
Jerry: "I... I don't really know. I don't think anyone can. I don't think even I can."
Ben: "But you wrote him!"
Jerry: "..."
Ben: "Sounds to me like you have a Madara Problem on your hands."
Jerry: "I... I don't really know. I don't think anyone can. I don't think even I can."
Ben: "But you wrote him!"
Jerry: "..."
Ben: "Sounds to me like you have a Madara Problem on your hands."
by Helel ben Shahaar August 7, 2019