jamfaced
To be severely intoxicated to the point where one runs face first into the wall and inflicts a nose bleed.
jamfaced by jradfakingkarr August 5, 2010
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Jamface
The exact opposite of butterface: it's when a girl has a body that's average at the best, but has a face that's absolutely adorable, and she often tops if off by making cute expressions. Girl you'd rather marry than bang.
Layman terms, a girl that looks as sweet as jam.
Layman terms, a girl that looks as sweet as jam.
Karl: "Hey, you know that Sonia that transferred to our class last year?"
Friedrich: "Yeah, what of her?"
Karl: "Man, I'd totally tap that."
Friedrich: "Dude, have you ever seen her naked: she looks like a pubescent boy."
Karl: "Jamface, though."
Friedrich: "Oh yeah."
Friedrich: "Yeah, what of her?"
Karl: "Man, I'd totally tap that."
Friedrich: "Dude, have you ever seen her naked: she looks like a pubescent boy."
Karl: "Jamface, though."
Friedrich: "Oh yeah."
Jamface by Helel ben Shahaar October 21, 2019
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026