4 definitions by G_meister

james croft

Someone with a penis with a resemblance to Gonzo's nose

G - hey whats that hanging out over there?
Roxanne - oh never mind that its a james croft

G- it looks like gonzo's nose
Roxanne- no that just his penis... all blue and crooked

by G_meister November 27, 2019

hillary

Describes a bull form of lesbian. The manly one of the couple.

Did you she that lesbian? What a hillary! She got bigger balls than Bill.

by G_meister April 11, 2007

crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 24, 2019

helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed

Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'

by G_meister November 18, 2019