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desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020
Related Words
Jallie • jollie • jallen • jellie • JALIE • jalle • jaylie • Jahlie • Jillie • Jullie

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
A true gift from God. An honest, carefree, and loving spirit. A sister or "sistah" to a select few. Should one befriend a Jullie, move forward with respect and leave room in your heart for she has nothing but love to give.
Jullie's are like diamonds in the sky. Should you find one, hold on tight and make a wish!
Jullie by Cats in the Cradle December 18, 2016

a jallen 

A 'quite fit in an ugly way' sort of guy.
Girl 1: That guy is well fit!
Girl 2: Hmm, he's a bit of a jallen.
a jallen by killawhales August 22, 2009

Jullienne 

Oou she a whole baddie. She will attack you if you do mess with her, she will though protect you if she actually cares about you. She loves talking to people and actually making friends. She is also really pretty and smart, she gets all the boys. She is also so rich and fancy (boujee)
Girl 1: OMG!! I forgot to study we have a math test today!!!
Jullienne: well you lucky you got me I can help you with answers...

Girl 1: ugh thank god your my parter, you’re so smart and helpful.
Jullienne by CORNCOB😂 November 8, 2018
A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.
Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.
Jallen by BigBruhMomento September 6, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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