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Jalerp

Leaving a crowd or event inconspicuously without saying anything to more than one person. Usually only because that’s the only person you’re interacting with.
Person 1: hey, where’d they go?
Person 2: they jalerped.
by Grinvolio September 3, 2025
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Jagerphone

The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication
(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal

(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?
by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010
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Jamerphobic

jamerphobic is being afraid of gamers who only like danganronpa, persona, and Shin Megami Tensei. these people are really sensitive to jokes that poke at them.
Yo you wanna go hang out with (name)?

nah, i'm jamerphobic.
by gashneck August 7, 2020
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Jägerpagne

Courtesy of Lord Simon Usher, the beauty that is Jägerpagne was first issued out of nessesity over Christmas 2012, London, Soho. Initially a mere celebratory drink to commemorate the heartfelt commercial blasphemy that is the coming of Saint Nicholas, Jägerpagne was drunk first with nothing but noble intentions.

As anyone who has tried the drink - one part Jäger, two parts champagne - will tell you however, any sense of festivity will soon be one of a mere memory; sweet, or less so.
"Jesus, did you see Maurice today?" - "Yeah, he was tanking Jägerpagnes last night." - "Ah right, rookie mistake."
by Furbi October 30, 2013
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Jalepeño Popper

Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.
John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.

Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
by Clever Girl February 11, 2013
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jaleporño

Julius: That was one hell of a jaleporño
Chris: Nah man that wasn't spicy at all
by Pls_let_me_use_a_name February 21, 2019
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shrimpy jalepeño

(noun)
a euphemism regarding small male genitalia
Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!
by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021
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