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Jagerphone

The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication
(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal

(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?
by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010
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Jägerpagne

Courtesy of Lord Simon Usher, the beauty that is Jägerpagne was first issued out of nessesity over Christmas 2012, London, Soho. Initially a mere celebratory drink to commemorate the heartfelt commercial blasphemy that is the coming of Saint Nicholas, Jägerpagne was drunk first with nothing but noble intentions.

As anyone who has tried the drink - one part Jäger, two parts champagne - will tell you however, any sense of festivity will soon be one of a mere memory; sweet, or less so.
"Jesus, did you see Maurice today?" - "Yeah, he was tanking Jägerpagnes last night." - "Ah right, rookie mistake."
by Furbi October 30, 2013
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Lagerphone

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.
That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!
by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010
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Jagerpagne

A sophisticated cocktail consisting of Jagermeister and Champagne. Traditionally this would be a single or double measure of Jagermeister, topped up to the recipients liking with Champagne. Like a Bellini.
Man, I got so waster on Jagerpagne last night it was unreal
by Jagermaster87 January 12, 2022
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