jaleporño 

A spicy or hot porno

Julius: That was one hell of a jaleporño
Chris: Nah man that wasn't spicy at all

jaleporño by Pls_let_me_use_a_name February 21, 2019

Jalepeño Popper 

Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.

John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.

Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!

Jalepeño Popper by Clever Girl February 11, 2013

shrimpy jalepeño 

(noun)
a euphemism regarding small male genitalia

Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!

shrimpy jalepeño by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021

Jalepeno Ram Rod

Smothering your penis in hot sauce before forcibly shoving it into a womans anus.

I gave her such a powerful jalepeno ram rod last night that her tears burned.

Jalepeno Ram Rod by Brad Tumult June 7, 2007

Jalepeno Hangover 

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalepeno hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

Jalepeno Hangover by Kronite March 22, 2008

jalepeno poopers 

A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.

Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.

These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.

jalepeno poopers by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009

jalepeno 

A really hot ass pepper, eaten by hot ass people!

Wow, look at the jalepeno!

jalepeno by crazy cheryl January 18, 2009