Jalapeño Plopper

When you take a poop and it is extremely hot from the amount of spicy food you ate

My guy that food had me dropping jalapeño ploppers all night

by ThunderGunExprs May 1, 2024

Jalapeno Popper

A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.

by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008

jalapeno popper

A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.

All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!

by pink lady c January 26, 2013

Jalapeño Popper

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.

Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!

by Hexicon September 26, 2006

Jalapeño Popper

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…

by Blingoop January 8, 2022

Jalapeño Popper

When a male ties a string as tight as possible around the base of the mushroom, then proceeds to pull it until it pops off; Hence the name, Jalapeño Popper.

"Last night I paid some hobo twenty bucks to do the Jalapeño Popper. Let's just say it was spicy."

by Snipay October 9, 2016

Jalapeno Popper

An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.

I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.

by Panda DC September 6, 2010