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A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.
by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008
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A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.
All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!
by pink lady c January 26, 2013
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Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.
Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!
by Hexicon September 26, 2006
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An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.
I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.
by Panda DC September 05, 2010
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The action of rubbing any type of hot sauce on your penis and having sexual intercourse.
Why is Mary itching so much down there?
Oh, It's because I gave her a Jalapeño Popper.
by Real thing 69 July 31, 2016
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When a male ties a string as tight as possible around the base of the mushroom, then proceeds to pull it until it pops off; Hence the name, Jalapeño Popper.
"Last night I paid some hobo twenty bucks to do the Jalapeño Popper. Let's just say it was spicy."
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by Snipay October 09, 2016
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Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.
"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"
by hirec January 17, 2006
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