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A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.
by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008
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A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.
All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!
by pink lady c January 26, 2013
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When a male ties a string as tight as possible around the base of the mushroom, then proceeds to pull it until it pops off; Hence the name, JalapeƱo Popper.
"Last night I paid some hobo twenty bucks to do the JalapeƱo Popper. Let's just say it was spicy."
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by Snipay October 09, 2016
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Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeƱo in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.
Larry this is worse that a JalapeƱo Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!
by Hexicon September 26, 2006
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An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.
I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.
by Panda DC September 05, 2010
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The action of rubbing any type of hot sauce on your penis and having sexual intercourse.
Why is Mary itching so much down there?
Oh, It's because I gave her a JalapeƱo Popper.
by Real thing 69 July 31, 2016
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1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.
1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
by Cunt Lips October 23, 2004
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