Jalao

A person that's is know by being the best at Gears of war player

1: Jalao is the best
2: where you at Jalao?
3: Jalaooo
4: enseñame Jalao

by Speaker January 4, 2020

Jalandhar

Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.

Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.

by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014

Jalapeno Shits

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

jalasia

Jalasia is a beautiful girl, also she is very talented and interested in sports, jalasia love God and ha black hair and brown eyes. She is a great friend and is a great girlfriend, you can count on her for anything.

"Will you be able to help me ?" "Yeah what's up" "Thanks your a real Jalasia."

by Laylay jzl August 7, 2017

Jalapeno Musk

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011

jalalah

Someone who states obvious things

A: "Amit is petty"
B: "Jalalah"

by Ajsjwkmqnd February 26, 2017

Jabao

Word used in the Hispanic Caribbean (Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cuba) to denote a person who is of mixed Black and White ancestry but who has white skin and African features either in curly or kinky hair, a wide nose, or full lips. In the US they'd likely be high-yellow, but in the Caribbean they have their own grouping. It is a descriptor. The feminine equivalent is jabaa.

"¿Quién es el chaco jabao de Santurce?"
"Ese es Víctor Soriano"
Translation:

"Who's the jabao guy from Santurce?"
"That's Victor Soriano"

by applesaucechi April 26, 2022