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A very loving, caring, passionate woman. She always puts others before herself and goes way above and beyond for those she loves . Jakeva is very beautiful inside and out and loves hard. She can be very sensitive but don't get on her bad side because you'll regret you ever lost her. Jakeva is very rare so once you find one, hold onto her and never let her go. She will change your life. She is great in bed but the world would never know because she looks so sweet and innocent. Get yourself a jakeva and wife her!! Jakeva will be the greatest thing that ever happened to you.
Damn, you're dating Jakeva? She's every man's dream!
Jakeva by softhunny21 April 21, 2018
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Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
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Jakepaulerosis 

A disease which was caused by a cancerous male named Jake Paul. It usually infects children under 13 and there is no cure. If you have been infected, please visit a doctor. The side effects include:

•Dabbing
•Jake Paul obsession
•Attraction to Jake Paul merch

*Approved by the McSupremer
Doctor: It seems like you have been infected with Jakepaulerosis.
Boy: How bad is it?
Doctor: Very bad...
Jakepaulerosis by McSupreme December 17, 2017
A girl who deeply cares about everyone that she meets.she is gorgeous,beautiful,smart,and talented.she love to be around people and she has a great sense of humor.she also is freaky sometimes and loving at others
Wow,i need me a jaeva in my life right now.
jaeva by micheal jackson5 September 7, 2016
A type of girl that love and care for you no matter what. She's very supportive, gives great advice, so freaking beautiful, have pretty brown eyes,classy young lady, funny ,and smart. She knows how to make people smile when they are down. Totally different from other people who feels intimidated. She's a very quiet and observant girl. She has good heart and very known for her great personality that she carry.
You are so lucky to have a Jakevia because she's good person to be around.
jakevia by youngkevia31 July 8, 2017
A person that is absolutely magnificent in every aspect a human being can be. Someone that is an excellent friend and a fantastic lover. Someone that is trustworthy and honest. Attractive and absolutely gorgeous.

Janeva is a person that is unselfish and understanding.
Janeva is someone that has the ability to soothe and calm a person in distress. Someone that deserves everything she desires without second thoughts. She deserves the best of the best and nothing less.

Janeva is a unique name for an incredibly special person. Someone that cannot be found anywhere else and no one can mimic.

Janeva is the one and only.
I love her for she is Janeva
janeva j.d.m jd
Janeva by chong chang February 14, 2010
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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