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A very loving, caring, passionate woman. She always puts others before herself and goes way above and beyond for those she loves . Jakeva is very beautiful inside and out and loves hard. She can be very sensitive but don't get on her bad side because you'll regret you ever lost her. Jakeva is very rare so once you find one, hold onto her and never let her go. She will change your life. She is great in bed but the world would never know because she looks so sweet and innocent. Get yourself a jakeva and wife her!! Jakeva will be the greatest thing that ever happened to you.
Damn, you're dating Jakeva? She's every man's dream!
Jakeva by softhunny21 April 21, 2018
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Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
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Jakepaulerosis 

A disease which was caused by a cancerous male named Jake Paul. It usually infects children under 13 and there is no cure. If you have been infected, please visit a doctor. The side effects include:

Dabbing
•Jake Paul obsession
•Attraction to Jake Paul merch

*Approved by the McSupremer
Doctor: It seems like you have been infected with Jakepaulerosis.
Boy: How bad is it?
Doctor: Very bad...
Jakepaulerosis by McSupreme December 17, 2017
A girl who deeply cares about everyone that she meets.she is gorgeous,beautiful,smart,and talented.she love to be around people and she has a great sense of humor.she also is freaky sometimes and loving at others
Wow,i need me a jaeva in my life right now.
jaeva by micheal jackson5 September 7, 2016
A type of girl that love and care for you no matter what. She's very supportive, gives great advice, so freaking beautiful, have pretty brown eyes,classy young lady, funny ,and smart. She knows how to make people smile when they are down. Totally different from other people who feels intimidated. She's a very quiet and observant girl. She has good heart and very known for her great personality that she carry.
You are so lucky to have a Jakevia because she's good person to be around.
jakevia by youngkevia31 July 8, 2017
A person that is absolutely magnificent in every aspect a human being can be. Someone that is an excellent friend and a fantastic lover. Someone that is trustworthy and honest. Attractive and absolutely gorgeous.

Janeva is a person that is unselfish and understanding.
Janeva is someone that has the ability to soothe and calm a person in distress. Someone that deserves everything she desires without second thoughts. She deserves the best of the best and nothing less.

Janeva is a unique name for an incredibly special person. Someone that cannot be found anywhere else and no one can mimic.

Janeva is the one and only.
I love her for she is Janeva
janeva j.d.m jd
Janeva by chong chang February 14, 2010
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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