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Janesse is a cute, funny, sarcastic, playful girl. A great, loving, and caring girlfriend and is the best to be around.
Damnnnn not Janesse.
janesse by ItsThatttKid April 18, 2018

jakespeen 

Deriving from the full term "Jakes Penis", Jakespeen refers to the measurement of 4 inches. A revolution to the world of measurement. Can be abbreviated as JP.

1 JP = 4 inches
"The news this morning said we are expected to get almost 3 jakespeen of snow this weekend."

"I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I'm 17.5 jp tall!" - someone 5 foot 10

Jamessexual 

Physical attraction to James. Ok to have sexual intercouse without saying “no homo”
Look. I’m a straight man, but I’m pretty Jamessexual
Jamessexual by JamesTheSexyBeast December 22, 2018

Jakesexual 

It means, you are sexually attracted to yourself.
Hey Bob, I thnk I'm Jakesexual.
Jakesexual by tumblrdictator July 30, 2011

jakesmellslikeasshole 

SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WIPE THERE ASS AFTER EATING TACOS
ur being a jakesmellslikeasshole!
jakesmellslikeasshole by Srndn3 January 8, 2020
A guy whole loves all who loves him. He can be evil but has a heart like no other. He’s very big on loyalty and trust. If you give him your heart, it’s safe with him.
Joann: “What’s wrong?”
Brittney: “I can never find the right guy”
Joann: “You need to find a JaKeise”
JaKeise by Swrveyou321 November 23, 2021