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jakespeen
Deriving from the full term "Jakes Penis", Jakespeen refers to the measurement of 4 inches. A revolution to the world of measurement. Can be abbreviated as JP.
1 JP = 4 inches
1 JP = 4 inches
"The news this morning said we are expected to get almost 3 jakespeen of snow this weekend."
"I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I'm 17.5 jp tall!" - someone 5 foot 10
"I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I'm 17.5 jp tall!" - someone 5 foot 10
jakespeen by Highfashionmmmmmm May 2, 2018
Jamessexual
Jamessexual by JamesTheSexyBeast December 22, 2018
Jakesexual
Jakesexual by tumblrdictator July 30, 2011
jakesmellslikeasshole
ur being a jakesmellslikeasshole!
jakesmellslikeasshole by Srndn3 January 8, 2020
JaKeise
A guy whole loves all who loves him. He can be evil but has a heart like no other. He’s very big on loyalty and trust. If you give him your heart, it’s safe with him.
Joann: “What’s wrong?”
Brittney: “I can never find the right guy”
Joann: “You need to find a JaKeise”
Brittney: “I can never find the right guy”
Joann: “You need to find a JaKeise”
JaKeise by Swrveyou321 November 23, 2021
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026