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JaKeise 

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A guy whole loves all who loves him. He can be evil but has a heart like no other. He’s very big on loyalty and trust. If you give him your heart, it’s safe with him.
Joann: “What’s wrong?”
Brittney: “I can never find the right guy”
Joann: “You need to find a JaKeise”
JaKeise by Swrveyou321 November 23, 2021
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Jakeism 

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The act of receiving highly insightful, logic based, philosophical knowledge that causes you to grasp and comprehend your inner components of self-consciousness.
I was having a mental breakdown and they laid out one of their jakeisms causing me a breakthrough that completely changed my life.
Jakeism by Apexman September 1, 2017
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JayEisenstat 

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A tag used in NYC by artist "DIRDURR" covering the streets of the east village and UWS, much to the annoyance and inevitable detriment of his friend, Jay.
"Yo, why does it say jayeisenstat on that garbage can right there? Ask fucking dir."
JayEisenstat by thebattleofwaterloo November 14, 2020

Jakeisha 

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A female name, comes from the goddess Lasquisha.
Jakeisha is god daymn amazing.
Jakeisha by jakeisha November 19, 2011

Jakeisma 

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A special brand of charisma characterized by spoken sexual interest, heavy comedy, overwhelming sexual innuendo, and an infallible ability to pick from a group of women the one who is most susceptible to this form of seduction.

Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.

Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.

Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.

Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.
"You have got a way with strippers, Jake. Hell, just with women, really." - Witness of Jakeisma in action in a strip club.

"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.

"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.
Jakeisma by Jacob Houpt May 9, 2008

Jakeism 

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When people began to talk about kidneys in an unworthy manner, the ghost of jake will appear and begin to haunt people. As long as jake lingers, the surrounding toxic levels will increase resulting in people in jake's vicinity to lose their kindney or even worse.......ALL THEIR ORGANS. To exorcise jake, one may roast him in order to keep him at bay.
JAKEISM-
John: Wow jake has only one kidney LOL that is so funny
Ashley: HAhaha who has one kidney nowadays LMFAO
Stratti: Oh no a wild jake appeared!!!
John: We must start roasting him....ATTACK
Jakeism by Chanyangg April 21, 2018

jakeiveon 

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hey look that kid Jakeiveon is dummy thicc
jakeiveon by ImAimpostor October 5, 2020
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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