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Deriving from the full term "Jakes Penis", Jakespeen refers to the measurement of 4 inches. A revolution to the world of measurement. Can be abbreviated as JP.

1 JP = 4 inches

"The news this morning said we are expected to get almost 3 jakespeen of snow this weekend."

"I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I'm 17.5 jp tall!" - someone 5 foot 10

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Jamespeng

A godlike player of RuneScape who was on the front page for Runecrafting as well as Construction when they came out, possibly the coolest kid alive.

Player 1: Wow, i can't believe that new skill just came out. Player 2: Yeah, you should pull a Jamespeng and be one of the first to get 99.

Jamespeng by BrandoniBrandon January 28, 2009

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Jakemeenan

The gay act of loving ejac in your anus

Arghhh he’s shoving a jakemeenan into himself

Jakemeenan by Lewily September 23, 2018

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jakesprettyboy

jakesprettyboy is the best jake stan in the world. he is so good looking and is also dating jake

omg, jakesprettyboy is the best jake stan i have ever seen!

jakesprettyboy by the best jake stan September 29, 2021

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jaesleen

Jaesleen "JNENE" is a very beautiful girl inside & out, very kind and caring to others, a girl with the sweetest smile and gorgeous eyes, her body makes her sexy, she has a very attractive "pormahan", intelligent, she is a woman who can make you feel really good, she's a very independent woman she's very worth it, she's more than perfect, and she's the best!!!

Jaesleen "JNENE" is the most beautiful girl in the whole world.

-DINOSAUR

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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