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jakespeen 

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Deriving from the full term "Jakes Penis", Jakespeen refers to the measurement of 4 inches. A revolution to the world of measurement. Can be abbreviated as JP.

1 JP = 4 inches
"The news this morning said we are expected to get almost 3 jakespeen of snow this weekend."

"I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I'm 17.5 jp tall!" - someone 5 foot 10
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Jamespeng 

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A godlike player of RuneScape who was on the front page for Runecrafting as well as Construction when they came out, possibly the coolest kid alive.
Player 1: Wow, i can't believe that new skill just came out. Player 2: Yeah, you should pull a Jamespeng and be one of the first to get 99.
Jamespeng by BrandoniBrandon January 28, 2009

Jakemeenan

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The gay act of loving ejac in your anus
Arghhh he’s shoving a jakemeenan into himself
Jakemeenan by Lewily September 23, 2018

jakesprettyboy 

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jakesprettyboy is the best jake stan in the world. he is so good looking and is also dating jake
omg, jakesprettyboy is the best jake stan i have ever seen!
jakesprettyboy by the best jake stan September 29, 2021

jaesleen 

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Jaesleen "JNENE" is a very beautiful girl inside & out, very kind and caring to others, a girl with the sweetest smile and gorgeous eyes, her body makes her sexy, she has a very attractive "pormahan", intelligent, she is a woman who can make you feel really good, she's a very independent woman she's very worth it, she's more than perfect, and she's the best!!!
Jaesleen "JNENE" is the most beautiful girl in the whole world.

-DINOSAUR
jaesleen by JAYSTHETICSSS November 22, 2021
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Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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