jakespeen

Deriving from the full term "Jakes Penis", Jakespeen refers to the measurement of 4 inches. A revolution to the world of measurement. Can be abbreviated as JP.

1 JP = 4 inches

"The news this morning said we are expected to get almost 3 jakespeen of snow this weekend."

"I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I'm 17.5 jp tall!" - someone 5 foot 10

jakespeen by Highfashionmmmmmm May 2, 2018

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Jamespeng

A godlike player of RuneScape who was on the front page for Runecrafting as well as Construction when they came out, possibly the coolest kid alive.

Player 1: Wow, i can't believe that new skill just came out. Player 2: Yeah, you should pull a Jamespeng and be one of the first to get 99.

Jamespeng by BrandoniBrandon January 28, 2009

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jakespeen • jaesleen • Jakemeenan • jakesprettyboy • Jamespeng

Jakemeenan

The gay act of loving ejac in your anus

Arghhh he’s shoving a jakemeenan into himself

Jakemeenan by Lewily September 23, 2018

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jakesprettyboy

jakesprettyboy is the best jake stan in the world. he is so good looking and is also dating jake

omg, jakesprettyboy is the best jake stan i have ever seen!

jakesprettyboy by the best jake stan September 29, 2021

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jaesleen

Jaesleen "JNENE" is a very beautiful girl inside & out, very kind and caring to others, a girl with the sweetest smile and gorgeous eyes, her body makes her sexy, she has a very attractive "pormahan", intelligent, she is a woman who can make you feel really good, she's a very independent woman she's very worth it, she's more than perfect, and she's the best!!!

Jaesleen "JNENE" is the most beautiful girl in the whole world.

-DINOSAUR

jaesleen by JAYSTHETICSSS November 22, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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