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Jake-in' out
making big or moderately large plans with one of your friends, family, or acquaintance. and at the last minute - abandoning then all at once with a very very stupid or pussy-ass reason.
Alex: so Jake, me and Mickey are on our way to pick you up.
Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man.
Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks!
Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken.
Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!
Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man.
Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks!
Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken.
Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!
Jake-in' out by Gazetti January 30, 2008
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Jake-in' up
(verb): The act of making an enormous mistake whilst being belligerently inebriated. <Double points if the subject in question's name is actually Jake>
While sitting on the couch with your friend, you vomit on him/her in such a manner that you appear to try to kiss him/her (same gender). Upon getting home, you slip and gash your head open, crawl to the shower, bleed and vomit, and your friends have to take care of you. Thou hast successfully performed the act of "Jake-in' up".
Jake-in' up by MarioTheDragon November 6, 2010
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Jake-ing it
I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.
Jake-ing it by Bunglesbutthole August 9, 2021
Jake-ing
To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.
Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.
Jake-ing by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021
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