jahval

Better than a krishna in everyway.

Jahval is better than you.

by MrCereal November 26, 2021

Jahmal

Coolest black person you'll ever know, Handsome, great smile and has a dashing personality and is not like your cliche good looking douche bag, very kind hearted and cares for the well being of others

Dude, that guy is so nice and caring, i bet his name is Jahmal.

by Elizabelle March 6, 2013

Jahvel

A NIGGA WITH A FAT ASS COCK

Look at a Jahvel

by Bigdaddyg72728 August 8, 2021

javalog

\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

by horsewhistle June 26, 2007

jahvantay

The gayest friend in that one friend group in highschool.

Oh yeah that's Jahvantay, he mad gay for all the guys.

by somebodynamedDJ March 6, 2023

JaVale McGee

when you take the shot in your hand and take the shot out of your friend's hand and drink both.

Me and Joe were going to take shots but then he stole mine and pulled a JaVale McGee.

by tamusaru March 6, 2011

Javalanche

When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.

Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.

by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010