Jahosaphat

A jahosaphat is a liar, ut newbie and posses a small penis.

Jahosaphat stands for Jaho-is-phat
Jahomo-is-phat/ Jahomo-is-phag.

This jaho is a jahosaphat.

by Justin Woods January 29, 2004

jehoshaphat

A Jehoshaphat will be the most amazing
person you will ever meet.. a Jehoshaphat knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a Jehoshaphat is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a Jehoshaphat ..

I'm so lucky to be with Jehoshaphat

Are you down? find Jehoshaphat

by richMansOn May 29, 2017

jehosaphat

An odd place near israel. Now it is just shouted out.

JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT! What the Geebus was that!?

by awiergan March 8, 2005

holy josaphat

Another word for holy crap.

Holy Josaphat, I just saw Jesus.

by turtle233333333 July 4, 2010

Jumping Jahosafats

Legend tells of diabolical creatures spawned from ancient times. These menacing organisms birthed from the depths of the black swap and terrorized north-western Ohio for centuries. However, in 1910 the Bowling Green State University was founded and constructed over the black swap destroying their natural habitat. The demon like creatures hunt students from the bushes at night, scaring their pants off in a vengeful rage. Stories are told of only one man who knows the secrets of the black swap, a one

Paul. J. Olscamp. Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so nobody may learn of the secrets.

"Hey, did you hear lars totally got gnar'd by those jumping jahosafats brotendo?"

"Wha? Im too stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest fly about shit."

by 2 HA November 10, 2015

yahosaphat

your hoe is so fat (in a racist slur of a chinese accent)

yo g, yohosaphat, that she has a welcome back party whenever she turns around

by billymac April 29, 2003

Jehoshaphat

Jehoshaphat is the girl of the party,she twerks on every guy she meets,she’s just a bad bitch ,if you ever need a tittie to cry on call Jehoshaphat,if you ever need some ass to eat call her,she’s just a ugly bitch

Jehoshaphat big girl who loves to eat

by Slimelifeshawty November 21, 2021