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Jahkoby is a great person who is always there for his friends. He has the best personality . He is kind and has the best curls that are always soft. Don't argue with him cause he will argue back and will not stop until his point is proven. He also likes spider-man and if you see him always say "Hi Spider-man" and he will get what your talking about.
"I wish I was friends with Jahkoby"
"Jahkoby, the greatest spiderman there is"
Jahkoby by RicklePickle November 22, 2021
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Jakoby, he is a very noble guy. Jakoby is a person you can trust, he is a very good athlete and he has a big dick. Jakoby my seen rude at times but he is just telling you the truth. A jakoby my ignore you but he is just focusing on something more important or he my ignore you because he is just trying to protect you.

If you piss off jakoby he will beat your ass, he my seem skinny but he is very strong, he will rage like a lion and he will be gentle like a bunny.

Jakoby is very good in bed and is very big in the pants he is a very good lover and will care for you, if he gives you a chance of love you better take it or else he will just move on. Keep a jakoby close or hell will rain down on you who don't.
Jakoby is may seem mean but he is just trying to hide his true fillings for you, he kicks ass at sports and is usually very tall and black.
Jakoby by Sexy white monkey November 12, 2012

dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"
jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"
dasthayeh jakoby by nikibin November 2, 2006
Jahkoy is a handsome black hoe most of the time you can be his friend they are really chill and lade back once you are his friend u will never second guess why
Jahkoy is my bestfriend
jahkoy by Ugly_kiddo513 June 26, 2020

DIRTY JAKOBY 

When five people eat each other’s shit then have sex.
Are you saying you had a dirty Jakoby last night?
DIRTY JAKOBY by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020
marijana rolled into a cigarette form
"Eh man, you gonna pass that jahooby or nurse it all day?"
jahooby by Big Leon July 26, 2004
Jackoby is a God at volleyball and life in general. He always has a cult, who worship him day and night. He is short but makes up for it with his massive personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jackoby in their life and he never fails to brighten up your day.
Person 1: Hey who's that really cool dude?
Person 2: Oh that's Jackoby, I would die for him.
Person 3 to Person 2: OMG you're a Jackoby worshipper too?!
Person 2: Yes of course. I believe in the force that is Jackoby
Person 1: Oh damn, I'm gonna worship him too, he seems pretty dope
jackoby by anonymous October 14, 2022
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