Jaham

The autocorrected version of Graham, it means either Graham or a distant relative of haha

Jim: 'Dude, want to read a book about gravity?'
Blair: 'Sure. But is it good, dude?'
J: ' Yea it is dude, i couldn't put it down'
B: 'Jaham, dude'
B: 'Sh!t i meant Graham'
B: '*haha'
J: 'You high of your ass, dude?'
B: 'Yea, dude'
J: 'Me too, dude'
B: happy tears in his eyes 'Dude...'
J: 'I love you, dude'

B: 'I love you too dude'
J: 'I want this to last forever. Will you marry me, dude?'
B: 'Dude i have kids'
J: 'I know dude. Let's escape together'
B: whispers ' Dude... I- I can't'
J: 'Just dude and dude against the world in my cabrio'
B: 'We had enough of you, Jim. You're tearing my family apart, dude'
J: 'No dude, y-you just said that because your panicing'
B: 'It's YOU'RE, dude"
J: 'But I'm all yours, dude...'
B: ' No, dude'
J: cries
B: 'Did you just write---'
J: puts finger on Blair's mouth 'Shhh'
B: 'Dude!'
B: ' We're texting!'
J: cries more
B: he knows he's weak.'Does that mean I can...?' says as he caresses his dude's wet cheek, then smiles 'Hell yeah dude'
J: wipes his tears, then whispers "Hell yeah dude"

by Jim is dude August 28, 2019

tonka jahari

Someone who would NEVER order a whole pizza for themselves

Guy 1: Hey what should we have for dinner?
Guy 2: I’m craving a whole pizza!
Guy 1: Nah.
Guy 2: Cmon! Don’t be such a Tonka Jahari!

by Bruhmoment361 November 12, 2019

Jahaziel

A very controversial person. He has a lot to say and likes debates and interesting discussions. Can be an introvert and extrovert depending on the day or in what mood he is in. Also almost nobody can pronounce his name.

Person: What is your name
Him: Jahaziel
Person: Repeat that please
Him: JAHAZIEL
Person: Ja...Ja... Jaquezil???
Him: You know what forget it?

by Thyroparathyroidectomized August 20, 2020

Jahai

A very smart male who is independent and likes to get his way. He also has very good looks. Jahai is also humerus and kind.

your so funny, smart, kind,and independent, Jahai.

by blue tiger 4ever October 10, 2011

Jahanvi

A cute but short girl that is pretty much perfect in every thing she does and she is perfect her self . She is also very gorgeous and funny.

Every girl should try to become a Jahanvi, it would makelife easier

by Jahanvi December 31, 2011

JaAm

JaAm is a strange, green liguid contained within a large see-through container thing found in Hawaii. It was popularized by the Transformers character Hot Shot, who no one really cares about. JaAm is said to make whoever eats/drinks it (or whatever you do to it--you're supposed to put it in your belly somehow) go temporarily insane.

"YuM JaAm! i LiK JaAm!"

by Jukilage November 27, 2009

Jahangir

Derived from the Persian language which means conqueror of the world, Jahangir is an incredibly cool, handsome, great - hearted, kind and awesome person who will also, coincidentally, conquer the world one day. He is a person who cares a lot if he likes someone. Lot of fake people try to use him but he still helps them everytime out of his kindness. Date him if you get an opportunity because is so precious and you would never find someone like him again in whole life.

Jehangir has similarities to celebrities such as Owen Wilson and Denise richards - they look quite similar to Jehangir!

Person A: What is the epitome of awesomeness?

Person B: Jahangir!

Person A: Who is really really ridiculously good looking?

Person C: Oh, that is definitely Jahangir!

by SamMichael November 23, 2021