Jahames

A great way to piss off a person named James.

you: Hey Jahames
James: f*** off hoe

by _potatolover_ October 28, 2016

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Jaham

The autocorrected version of Graham, it means either Graham or a distant relative of haha

Jim: 'Dude, want to read a book about gravity?'
Blair: 'Sure. But is it good, dude?'
J: ' Yea it is dude, i couldn't put it down'
B: 'Jaham, dude'
B: 'Sh!t i meant Graham'
B: '*haha'
J: 'You high of your ass, dude?'
B: 'Yea, dude'
J: 'Me too, dude'
B: happy tears in his eyes 'Dude...'
J: 'I love you, dude'

B: 'I love you too dude'
J: 'I want this to last forever. Will you marry me, dude?'
B: 'Dude i have kids'
J: 'I know dude. Let's escape together'
B: whispers ' Dude... I- I can't'
J: 'Just dude and dude against the world in my cabrio'
B: 'We had enough of you, Jim. You're tearing my family apart, dude'
J: 'No dude, y-you just said that because your panicing'
B: 'It's YOU'RE, dude"
J: 'But I'm all yours, dude...'
B: ' No, dude'
J: cries
B: 'Did you just write---'
J: puts finger on Blair's mouth 'Shhh'
B: 'Dude!'
B: ' We're texting!'
J: cries more
B: he knows he's weak.'Does that mean I can...?' says as he caresses his dude's wet cheek, then smiles 'Hell yeah dude'
J: wipes his tears, then whispers "Hell yeah dude"

by Jim is dude August 28, 2019

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