Jagleg

A similar sensation to jetlag, except this occurs when watching several episodes of the TV show JAG. Usually prevalent with senior citizens, this is felt when 1 leg falls asleep.

Hey Morty, could you get me another canister of prunes, I'm got Jagleg again and I can't get up.

by funnythatsmyname March 23, 2011

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Jagle

A breed of human that is very intellectual, and keen on European men. A very smart being who often is seen blurting out facts. Loved by everyone who gets to know this breed of human. Unique, but when you find them very lovable and probably one of the most kind people you will ever meet. Fond of polygamists relationships

Have you seen Jagle today? Yeah i saw her, she was just talking about literature to all of her many fans

by MysteryMan Sanchez October 15, 2010

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jaleguar

Refers to one which possesses the traits of a rogue, particularly one from around the Spanish-German border. Common attributes which are linked to a "jaleguar" would be the art of stealth, pickpocketing, having hit lists in your back pocket, throwing knives at walls, and working for a top secret Spanish-German headquarters which no one but the jaleguar knows the location of. One will never notice when a jaleguar is approaching them because of their clever stealthing techniques, which include wearing self-made moccasins; they make the jaleguar virtually impossible to track. One might think that a gust of wind hit their pants, when in reality, a "jaleguar" just stole their wallet.

Pronounced "Haleguar", or "Haguar" as a nickname. (The J sounds like an H because of its spanish decent.)

"That Jaleguar...!"
"I told that Jaleguar to meet us 20 minutes ago...he must be on another mission."
"He stole the knives from the school cafeteria and didn't get caught. What a Jaleguar!"
"He had his leather driving gloves custom made in Italy, so that they are skin tight...what a Jaleguar!"

by David Becks December 12, 2008

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